And who knew that Santa would be a ram?!
He's supposed to be HUMAN! *mockingly* Joy
to the world! I'm giving away free toys that are
broken! *normal* No way this is real.
Santa is fake! Pffffft! Obivious! No one can
deliver presents in one night! No one but you
know what you want! So true! I know, you
know, all the big kids know he ain't real!